filed under Pochour.com > Affaires internes
posted on 11 August 2005
Dear Master of Pochour, not to say dear Future Master of the World,
Is the new version of that funny and useless website coming soon ? Cause I was thinking that you could use the English version to hide some very confidential information, so you could make some business with the FBI or the CIA or the SAQ, maybe. I’m still thinking of getting you rich. You can thank me later, it’s fine for me.
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Thanks for asking. The new version is indeed coming soon. In fact, it would be online right now if it weren’t for the sheer amount of (lucrative) top-secret business going on on the English site.
Don’t you think it was a weird « coincidence » that Deep Throat’s identity was revealed precisely a few months after Pochour.com went online, after years and years of fruitless speculation in the mainstream press ?
Not that I’m insinuating anything.
Still up for sale : two (2) brand new, mint, sealed reports about Pyongyang’s nuclear activity and world domination plans, and one (1) pre-owned report revealing Subcomandante Marcos’ true identity. Don’t miss out!
I was testing you to see if what I was suspecting was effective. Thanks for telling me with all that honesty, I was not expecting that much. Now let’s talk seriously.
The following message is adressed to any serious and innofensive potential buyer : I actually hold the secret of how to get the butter and the butter’s money. Interested ? Just give me a call. Here I am, right here, no no no, a bit more on the left… turn, turn, not that much… straight ahead… yes you got it!
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